it's been a really bad week for me. (i was actually threatended by a man and woman the night before last. they actually were threatening me through my apartment door! all i did was through a bucket of water on them with some sardines in it. they were climbing up the fire escape, and it woke me. i'm sick and tired of people doing that, so i got them. boy were they pissed. they came up the fire escape anyway, and then cuz some idiot left the fire door open, they were able to access our building...and they came straight to my door.
last saturday, i did the same thing with the fish, and made a man scream like a little girl..(in fact, i might blog about that one.) so i thought i'd do it again. this time wasn't so funny.
i should have come by here yesterday. it would have lifted my spirits.
I wish there was a Bernard Manning pill
ReplyDeleteThere is. His name is PC Prozac
ReplyDeleteyou guys just made my day. thank you.
ReplyDeleteit's been a really bad week for me. (i was actually threatended by a man and woman the night before last. they actually were threatening me through my apartment door! all i did was through a bucket of water on them with some sardines in it. they were climbing up the fire escape, and it woke me. i'm sick and tired of people doing that, so i got them. boy were they pissed. they came up the fire escape anyway, and then cuz some idiot left the fire door open, they were able to access our building...and they came straight to my door.
last saturday, i did the same thing with the fish, and made a man scream like a little girl..(in fact, i might blog about that one.) so i thought i'd do it again. this time wasn't so funny.
i should have come by here yesterday. it would have lifted my spirits.
love,
cat
am so sick of people right now, they never mean what they say or say what they mean.
ReplyDeleteAnd I read it as 'the rapist' at first; probably a common mistake, Ah well...
ReplyDeleteCat...you just made mine..my day.
ReplyDeleteBetter that is...and it's only 5:50 am.
Where can a blind man live, who is pursued by bees?
ReplyDeleteA not uncommon problem...
ReplyDeleteCatnapping as just made me realise that I am sane.
ReplyDeleteAnd the therapist has made me realise that I don't want to be.
Fuck
This did not make my day. But I did chuckle a bit.
ReplyDeletethis is so something id say in a th-rapists office
ReplyDeleteawesome man
Thanks dude.
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