Heifer whines could be human cries

Do you happen to know what the penalty is for shooting a fricaseeing rabbit without a fricaseeing rabbit license?

Hunting some rabbits with Baggelboy today. Looking forward to it.

A crack on the head is what you get for not asking, and a crack on the head is what you get for asking

And on the third day, Christ recanted

Zap me up, Scotty!

Maybe this is the answer...

Oh, she's changed

Merionne, airport security supervisor (22), Harlington, Slough, Greater London

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all blue in the distance

Hand in glove, the sun shines out of our behinds. No it's not like any other love, because it belongs to us

What we know

Finchley Road, 6:45 pm

Flirting

Problems with signifying

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Yama yama yama yama yama yama, boredom boredom boring boredom

Comfortless unconfessed of them

Self-loathing

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Ashwood: the University of Life!

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I quite like the idea of a doctorate awarded 'on the basis of life experience'.

With the pound-dollar exchange rate being quite favourable at the moment, I'm tempted to buy myself a PhD in Psychiatry. What do you think?

Another way to count down the years, weeks and days to death

Divine retribution

Think you're a complex and fascinating enigma? Think again!

Perspective is all

Counter-transference

And if the day came when I felt a natural emotion, I'd get such a shock I'd probably jump in the ocean

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It is the gibbous, mirrored eye of an insect

Short people got no reason to live

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