I gotta be careful here cause a couple of those shiksas are my friends, and I think they just happened to like the men they married.
BUT, there is another kind of woman that likes something they aren't supposed to have, and better yet, wants to be wanted in spite of it not being kosher. It's probably some variation of the bad boy/cowboy thing.
So yes it's entirely possible you could get laid just for being Jew. Does that make you feel cheap?
I just realized that I am harping on you cause Jewish men have a sort of built in fan club.....but I really have no room to speak. I'm a woman, all I have to do to get laid is say yes. Kinda the pot calling the kettle black....
You're right, it is (a monopoly). Can't see what shiksas particularly see in Jews though. Is it our hairy backs and slightly simian features?
ReplyDeleteI gotta be careful here cause a couple of those shiksas are my friends, and I think they just happened to like the men they married.
ReplyDeleteBUT, there is another kind of woman that likes something they aren't supposed to have, and better yet, wants to be wanted in spite of it not being kosher. It's probably some variation of the bad boy/cowboy thing.
So yes it's entirely possible you could get laid just for being Jew. Does that make you feel cheap?
Um, it'd make me feel like I'd just woken up in an alternate universe akshooally.
ReplyDeleteI just realized that I am harping on you cause Jewish men have a sort of built in fan club.....but I really have no room to speak. I'm a woman, all I have to do to get laid is say yes. Kinda the pot calling the kettle black....
ReplyDeletethis verbal exchange between the two of you is fascinating, am learning loads.
ReplyDeleteFY, I just read your five random things-you've got a thing or two to teach ME!!!!
ReplyDeleteSomehow you managed to make this sound exactly like when my father grills me after a date!!
ReplyDeleteSo what if hes married? Some people always have to find fault ; ).
Ok, we've exhausted this topic-where the hell are you? Come out and be miserable with the rest of us during this HOLIDAY season.
ReplyDeleteTough week. But I'm on the case. Drawings to follow...
ReplyDeleteThere's a lot of that going around this week. Misery really does love company, which doesn't paint a very flattering portrait of the human race.
ReplyDeleteall I have to do to get laid is say yes........not
ReplyDeletejust love your essay mim......
ReplyDeleteI did rant a bit - eh?
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