I guess J-Date wouldn't work for me-I don't have even a gentile uterus. And from what I've seen converting may work in the eyes of the almighty, but you are never up to snuff with the Born a Jew crowd. I guess I'll wander in the wilderness a bit longer.
Odds 5-1 against, then?Not a good bet.
ReplyDeleteI don't know. Higher than lottery odds.
ReplyDeleteBut costs more than £1 a go
ReplyDeleteYou're looking for a nice Jewish girl???
ReplyDeletebring back the shadchans!
ReplyDeleteI wish I was Jewish.
ReplyDeleteI guess J-Date wouldn't work for me-I don't have even a gentile uterus. And from what I've seen converting may work in the eyes of the almighty, but you are never up to snuff with the Born a Jew crowd. I guess I'll wander in the wilderness a bit longer.
ReplyDeleteI think we never know what we are looking for and then someday something weird appears and that's it. At least thats what happened to me. Surprise!
ReplyDeleteI'm uterusless, so it probably does't matter that I'm a pagan, right?
ReplyDeletethis Jewish thing..I don't get it.
ReplyDeletebut I think that's how it's supposed to work, right?
Yep, Switch. Yep.
ReplyDeleteThe ruling idea of religion is to keep us in the dark whilst telling us that we are being illuminated as we stumble around and knock into things.