Catch-smatch. Which is supposedly the idea here, I guess.
You have to give it to the Jews: when it comes to chip-on-shoulder arrogance, the biscuit is truly taken (excuse mixing of metaphors).
I guess if you're going to invent a Baddie God and all those commandments and shit (Moses, Mt. Sinai), you might as well throw in: "And by the way, we're the chosen people, y'know..."
The 35 thing is a lie. I'm actually 36-going-on-37. With internet dating being as fickle as it is, thought I better keep myself on the right side of the 30s.
You know what happens to our sperm after 35, gentlemen? It degrades. And seeing as most 30+ women are 'debasing' themselves with internet dating in a desperate bid to find a walking-talking-living-breathing sperm donor, you gotta do what you gotta do to please the ladies.
The first time someone called me a shiksa I thought they were saying shit head. Come to think of it, maybe they were...
ReplyDeleteHmmm... a University Teacher, not a bad catch for a J-girl or a shiksa.
ReplyDeleteCatch-smatch. Which is supposedly the idea here, I guess.
ReplyDeleteYou have to give it to the Jews: when it comes to chip-on-shoulder arrogance, the biscuit is truly taken (excuse mixing of metaphors).
I guess if you're going to invent a Baddie God and all those commandments and shit (Moses, Mt. Sinai), you might as well throw in: "And by the way, we're the chosen people, y'know..."
FUN! '-)
ReplyDeleteBest,
Chris
Ha!
ReplyDeleteHell, yeah - take what you can get - biscuit and all.
ReplyDeleteHa?
ReplyDeleteSurely ha-ha, Wagonised, you cheeky little minx!
(You can see why I'm going down a storm on Match.com with these faintly chauvinistic comments, can't you?)
Maybe I should send you my Love Soap.
ReplyDeleteLove Soap.
ReplyDeleteTell me more, tell me more.
(Although if it involves anything to do with bodily secretions being condensed down into a bar of soap, don't tell me more, don't tell me more...)
35? You don't look a day over 29.
ReplyDeleteThe 35 thing is a lie. I'm actually 36-going-on-37. With internet dating being as fickle as it is, thought I better keep myself on the right side of the 30s.
ReplyDeleteYou know what happens to our sperm after 35, gentlemen? It degrades. And seeing as most 30+ women are 'debasing' themselves with internet dating in a desperate bid to find a walking-talking-living-breathing sperm donor, you gotta do what you gotta do to please the ladies.
(Just full of romantic vibes, ain't I?)