Oh where would I be without my friends to help me? I just can't imagine where I'd be, can you?

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Does that make me crazy?

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Crazy

I felt you calling to me in the gloom

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Sometimes even a global recession has its upside

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A little warm death won't hurt you none

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If like Jim you're still suffering from the 'Blue Monday' come-down, apart from a little warm Cassandra Wilson, may I suggest this book I'm reading at the moment: life-affirming stuff.

You would say anything, you would try anything, to escape your meaningless, and your insignificance

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There's nobody out there, it's just the noise of the wind

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For more on Jules's phantom pregnancy.

Wake up Maggie, I think I got something to say to you

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Birth day card for my niece Maggie Rae who made her entrance into the world this morning at 5:47 GMT.

(Baby-friendly version of card for her parents.)

I'm throwing my arms around psychosis (because nobody wants my love)

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Nadler's Specjewcles are currently on offer to all Prozacville readers at a massively reduced price! When ordering these from his site, please use promotional claim code 1HA73A22J£W5 at the checkout to get a discount of 75%.

I'm doing very well. I can block out the present and the past now.

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Prozac is listening to my current three favourite tracks off the new Morrissey album Years of Refusal:

-All You Need Is Me: egomania, self-pity, recrimination, rejection, disappointment, death + tambourines!

-When I Last Spoke to Carol: self-pity, recrimination, disappointment, dejection, suicide + Mexican trumpets and guitars!

-Sorry Doesn't Help Me: self-pity, recrimination, rejection, dejection, despair + patricidal fury!

(click on track titles to listen)

I'm not saying life is a series of false starts, let-downs, and one anti-climax after the next, but...

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We're going to have a problem here

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When the rooks were laid in piles by the side of the road

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The hope

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Hatikvah: great big soppy tune, worryingly gung-ho sentiments.

Turn and face the strain

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