Thursday, 8 November 2007

Divine retribution

what-are-you-doing

10 comments:

Ellis Nadler said...

Divine Comedy

Switchsky said...

slap stick...
or is that the same thing?

Prozacville said...

I try to slap my stick at least once a week....

Forever Young said...

at least that must give you some joy boy!

Forever Young said...

buy a pair of bright red socks,amazing how this will cheer you up!

Forever Young said...

oops....uummmm, socks..... it's the age, or else i'm the divine comic here!

Prozacville said...

At least I can count on my mother to increase the number of comments on my posts.

Small blessings...

Debra Kay said...

That reminded me of an incident from my own life. I was in grad school, walking out to the car with a friend after class. I was quite grumpy and said "I've had the worst fucking day....."; at that exact moment, a bird shat on my forehead.

I don't know what my friend remembers, but I will forever remember the look of absolute shock on her face. Some slaptsick IS divine.

baggelboy said...

I once fell of a multi story car park and landed on my head.

When I was 4 I nearly jumped off the top of Dover castle.

Someone once tried to embed a meat cleaver into my face.

Then some bastard slapped a vodka bottle in my ear.

I've been stabbed in the neck, kicked in the balls and beaten by the police.

Some days I long for birds just to shit on my forehead.

Be happy that God loves you Debra.

Prozacville said...

Baggel, your future biographer will probably say something facetious like 'but if not for all this...we wouldn't have the art'.

I'd quite like to be that future biographer. I promise if that is my role, I shall endeavour NOT to write that sentence.

Although I will no doubt be thinking it.