Sunday, 18 November 2007

Hand in glove, the sun shines out of our behinds. No it's not like any other love, because it belongs to us

so-how-was

15 comments:

Debra Kay said...

Give me a break Prozac. In the states, an unwed Jewish man would have a banquet of Jewish women and gentile women who have a thing for Jewish men. Cause the sons (being MEN) will date anyone, but the good little daughters will only date Jewish men. It's a racket and a monopoly and completely ridiculous. It seems like all a male Jew would have to do would be have Jewish parents and a functioning penis, and he's be in like Flint.

Prozacville said...

You're right, it is (a monopoly). Can't see what shiksas particularly see in Jews though. Is it our hairy backs and slightly simian features?

Debra Kay said...

I gotta be careful here cause a couple of those shiksas are my friends, and I think they just happened to like the men they married.

BUT, there is another kind of woman that likes something they aren't supposed to have, and better yet, wants to be wanted in spite of it not being kosher. It's probably some variation of the bad boy/cowboy thing.

So yes it's entirely possible you could get laid just for being Jew. Does that make you feel cheap?

Prozacville said...

Um, it'd make me feel like I'd just woken up in an alternate universe akshooally.

Debra Kay said...

I just realized that I am harping on you cause Jewish men have a sort of built in fan club.....but I really have no room to speak. I'm a woman, all I have to do to get laid is say yes. Kinda the pot calling the kettle black....

Forever Young said...

this verbal exchange between the two of you is fascinating, am learning loads.

Debra Kay said...

FY, I just read your five random things-you've got a thing or two to teach ME!!!!

Red said...

Somehow you managed to make this sound exactly like when my father grills me after a date!!

So what if hes married? Some people always have to find fault ; ).

Debra Kay said...

Ok, we've exhausted this topic-where the hell are you? Come out and be miserable with the rest of us during this HOLIDAY season.

Prozacville said...

Tough week. But I'm on the case. Drawings to follow...

Debra Kay said...

There's a lot of that going around this week. Misery really does love company, which doesn't paint a very flattering portrait of the human race.

Mim said...

I'm jewish and i married an italian bad boy artist. the jewish guys I knew were mama's boys. and the non-mama's boys wanted to marry shiksa's, and they were womanizers. I look like a shiksa and was chased around by non-mama's boys, womanizing jewish guys thinking they'd found nirvana. Fooled those bastards - didn't even let them see. Jerks.
If I had met a jewish guys who wasn't a mama's boy, wasn't an accountant (I always went for artists) and didn't have too many incapacitating hangups - I would have jumped his bones.

Ellis Nadler said...

all I have to do to get laid is say yes........not

Forever Young said...

just love your essay mim......

Mim said...

I did rant a bit - eh?