Sunday, 2 August 2009

I got shit running through my brain, so intense that I can't explain. All alone in my white boy pain, shake your booty while the band complains

consultation-at-The-Turd-Cl

Impressed by the scientific rigour of my work, The Turd Clinic on Harley Street has asked me to create a Diagnostic Chart to help their patients get to grips with their shit. Hope you find it useful too.

know-thy-turd,-know-thyself

[Soundtrack] [Larger version of chart]

7 comments:

orangefrute88 said...

turds are kind of a hot topic at my house today. hmmmmmm. very interesting.

concerned citizen said...

Let's hope it all passes. :)

Prozac said...

Turds are always a hot topic.

The Brother said...

I've just had a Guilty For Not Phoning His Brother For a Chat Turd

soulbrush said...

i see that a member of the local abbey is commenting on your blog these days.

Prozac said...

It takes all sorts.

Superego Eddie said...

You're full of shit, Prozac.