Thursday, 27 December 2007

King Leer

what-do-you-think

11 comments:

Debra Kay said...

The first time someone called me a shiksa I thought they were saying shit head. Come to think of it, maybe they were...

Mim said...

Hmmm... a University Teacher, not a bad catch for a J-girl or a shiksa.

Prozacville said...

Catch-smatch. Which is supposedly the idea here, I guess.

You have to give it to the Jews: when it comes to chip-on-shoulder arrogance, the biscuit is truly taken (excuse mixing of metaphors).

I guess if you're going to invent a Baddie God and all those commandments and shit (Moses, Mt. Sinai), you might as well throw in: "And by the way, we're the chosen people, y'know..."

DesignsbyCK said...

FUN! '-)

Best,
Chris

wagonized said...

Ha!

Mim said...

Hell, yeah - take what you can get - biscuit and all.

Prozacville said...

Ha?

Surely ha-ha, Wagonised, you cheeky little minx!

(You can see why I'm going down a storm on Match.com with these faintly chauvinistic comments, can't you?)

Debra Kay said...

Maybe I should send you my Love Soap.

Prozacville said...

Love Soap.

Tell me more, tell me more.

(Although if it involves anything to do with bodily secretions being condensed down into a bar of soap, don't tell me more, don't tell me more...)

Ellis Nadler said...

35? You don't look a day over 29.

Prozacville said...

The 35 thing is a lie. I'm actually 36-going-on-37. With internet dating being as fickle as it is, thought I better keep myself on the right side of the 30s.

You know what happens to our sperm after 35, gentlemen? It degrades. And seeing as most 30+ women are 'debasing' themselves with internet dating in a desperate bid to find a walking-talking-living-breathing sperm donor, you gotta do what you gotta do to please the ladies.

(Just full of romantic vibes, ain't I?)