Monday, 16 July 2007

Internet dating is all about making depressing discoveries

internet-dating-2

a companion piece to this

33 comments:

ElizT said...

That's great!

another weirdo said...

yep

the heartful blogger said...

Ouch! Flashbacks! Aaaahhhhhh!!!!!!

studio lolo said...

HILARIOUS!!!!!!! One of the best I've seen! I'm sending it to all of my internet dating friends. Geeks.

Prozacville said...

Yes...

That would be us.

Tina Vaziri said...

Hilarious, and scary.. why are so many people so weird?

thefridayfrog said...

WHOMPIN FANTASTIC. and i thought onion jack was funny....

stangy said...

OMG - thank goodness I'm married and out of today's dating discoveries!

Jeannette said...

I fit into too many of those catergories.

Also, Steve, I didnt know you were gay. I mean, I shouldve figured it out, but I guess I wasnt paying attention.

I love this drawing though. Very funny.

Prozacville said...

My idea was to start with the 'girl's perspective' because it was somehow easier for me to come up with 55 ways of taking the piss out of myself, and my ilk; also I and have far more female than male friends so 'understand' the M.A.W (Men Are Weird) argument quite well.

To be honest, I have no idea why women would want to fuck us at any time in their lives, but I thank the Lord you do.

Thank you Lord.

Am now working working on IDIAAMDD Pt.2. But as you would expect, it's just a depressing list of height/arse/tits/leg/face combos because we're shallow-as-fuck, us men.

I clearly don't need to tell YOU that, J-Girl.

Prozacville said...

Hang on a moment.

I hang out mostly with girls. I do yoga. I'm into things that 'smell nice'. I wear women's jeans because they're more comfy (I'm a size 12/14 if you're thinking of sending me a pair). I get tearful when I listen to The Carpenters.

Maybe I am gay?

And just think, if I'd never started this blog and posted this post, I would have never been alerted to the fact...

Perriette said...

Internet dating? So that is what you have been up to....sneaky.

Looking at this, it has nothing to do with "love", most of it is superficial stuff. I don't internet date, so maybe I just don't know the score. May explain a few things.

Everyone has something weird about them, Tina, even you.

biteyourowntail said...

I think you should make a poster out of this. Classic.

edilavorochefai said...

great

Frederik Jurk said...

Here, here!

I prefer to hang out with girls too, because I just like the whole gender more; but it also could be that we have a lot more women than men at our school. I also like to pet them over their hair when they are smaller than me randomly (no punches or kicks back so far! Whish me luck! But really, this is one of those acts that people expect the least). Erm, yeah, well, so this isn´t an indicator for gayness, really. Not in our circles, at least. But illustration students are a pretty weird bunch to begin with, so, well...

I also like the big butt pill. Your pills have strange anatomy.

Also, man, how many blogs do you have at once? Leave some for the rest of us!

Norman said...

Sometimes I like to dress up as my dead grandma.

For some reason girls think I'm strange too.

Jeannette said...

See, Freddy is confused by all your blogs.

And Im glad I could clear up your sexuality for you.

Jeannette said...

And this drawing also alerted me to the fact that my Valium pill is fat. Good work.

Forever Young said...

lol, giggle, chortle, snigger, chuckle, i love it, you clever man you, of course you're a 'chip off the old block'.

The Whole Megillah said...

Usually figure I'm doing pretty well when they have just one of these attributes ... one from each row, obviously.

Switchsky said...

So...where'd all the music go?

*sad face*

Switchsky said...

It's like a picture menu.

I'll take one of these and a half order of that, and please wrap one of those from the bottom row for me to bring home for the dog.

Zara said...

Heehee, nice work!

Rrramone said...

Is there something wrong with being in love with my cat??? ;-)

bookbabie said...

So funny, prozac man is the bomb:)

fenris said...

ha, great stuff!

biteyourowntail said...

Just reading these comments - most of my friends have been male - but that's because usually one the men want to talk about things I'm interested in talking about. I've had a few dyke friends too - does that mean I'm really a lesbian?

Prozacville said...

'Fraid so.

Actually, not afraid so at all. Good for you.

d said...

i think you've summed it all up rather nicely. i'm constantly surprised and amazed that anyone gets together at all.

biteyourowntail said...

Just needed to make that comment total a nice round thirty

comeonyoupainter said...

wonderful...!

Chichi Parish said...

Hilarious.
ta ta
chichi

Prozacville said...

Hmmm. Have just spent a pleasant minute or two reveling in all this praise. Almost didn't feel depressed for those 120 seconds.

Almost.

Note to self: create a blog which automatically generates comments about how wonderful I am which are then appended to anything I post, hundreds of comments, thousands of comments, MILLIONS! So many, that just reading them alone would be a full time job and I wouldn't have TIME for being depressed.

Sometimes I stun myself with my creative ingenuity.