Tuesday, 30 September 2008

How much is a sixty-year-old woman worth?

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Ma is looking for a job at the moment.
If anyone would like to pay her a little more than her current offers from Jules, Therapist, Nadler and Death, you know where to find her.

15 comments:

Ellis Nadler said...

£5.50 per hour is my final offer. Take it or leave it.

Prozac said...

The sad fucking truth of the matter is that she may just have to take you up on that offer.

Mim said...

Hmmm...I thought she had a job

orangefrute88 said...

she can chuck it all and move in with me, what the hell!

Prozac said...

Hmmm, Mim. No, she is currently unemployed. Mcjob in the pipeline for December.

ElizT said...

Politics?
No.
Has she applied for Lady in Waiting to HMQ?
I think she should at least be put on the Civil List, if that still exists.

Debra Kay said...

Yes, there is a bit of a price to pay for ceasing to fit into the little pigeon hole life can sometimes stick you in. Here is sit, in a similar place, unwillingly to go back into the hole, even when the whole new economic crisis whispers to me......jobs......money.

Your Ma and I are like two old whores who were really successful, but don't want to spread 'em any longer. What else is there to do other than be inappropriate on the internet that is....muhwahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

Prozac said...

Perfectly put Ms E and Ms K, as ever.

It really makes me feel very sad when I see Ma struggling to get paid a liveable wage. And she so deserves a liveable wage. Why? Because, resorting to cliches, SHE HAS SO MUCH TO GIVE.

And also because I see so many people with not much to give earning oodles of dosh on a daily basis, and wonder why she can't....

Life's a bitch etc.

Debra Kay said...

You're cute when you are concerned about your mother....I bet it helps you pick up chicks.

Prozac said...

That's right.

Whenever I go out wearing my 'You're-Special-But-Mama-Comes-First' t-shirt, the chicks come running.

soulbrush said...

what do you want mr p? new furniture, new curtains, new fridge for your new flat...you got them...people gt anything from me as long as they're nice!

Slipstream said...

This makes me sad.

And not 'aw, that's sad, but ah well, got to get on with MY life.'


truly sad.

orangefrute88 said...

wow you have a shirt that says that? cool

Debra Kay said...

That shirt is wrong on so many levels. I love it.

Anonymous said...

what the f-ck is that